1 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:10,598 How long have you been up for? 2 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:13,971 An hour or so. I couldn't sleep. 3 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:15,134 Did James wake you? 4 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,677 No, I've just been trying to write my resignation letter. 5 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,373 - I'm just struggling with it. - Why? 6 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:22,882 Because I've been at the school since I was five, Martin. 7 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:25,215 I thought you'd made your mind up. 8 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:27,379 Well, yes, I have. 9 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:29,719 - You're overstretched. - I know. 10 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:32,021 Do you want me to write it for you? 11 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,561 No. It's just difficult. 12 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,290 It shouldn't be. 13 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:38,491 "Dear so-and-so, I am writing to inform you 14 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:40,243 that I would like to hand in my resignation 15 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,544 from the position of headmistress..." 16 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:43,560 Martin. Really. It's not helping. 17 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,016 Three! 18 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:58,348 Four! 19 00:01:58,418 --> 00:01:59,511 Five! 20 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:01,578 Six! 21 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:02,850 Come on! 22 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:05,017 Seven! 23 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:06,253 Eight! 24 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:09,421 This is great! Nine! 25 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:10,623 Ten! 26 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:13,565 Everybody all right? 27 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,728 Okay, we're gonna head around... 28 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:29,047 All right, ship oars. 29 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:33,150 All right. 30 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:34,586 Okay, get yourselves ready. 31 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,624 Training starts 10 minutes sharp. 32 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:39,956 Miss Taylor. Welcome back to Portwenn. 33 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:42,758 P.C. Penhale. 34 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,321 You're looking good. You been working out? 35 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:51,302 Um, as umpire this year, I'd like a nice clean race. 36 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:52,371 Unlike last year. 37 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:54,851 I think you'll find that we beat you fair and square last year. 38 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,639 Only on a technicality 39 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:59,179 after a rather protracted appeal. 40 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:02,011 Not so square and fair. 41 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:02,947 Well, I don't make the rules, 42 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,282 I just know them better than anyone else, apparently. 43 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,345 Really? What's rule 20, then? 44 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,118 All gigs must complete races 45 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,125 by following the course as instructed. 46 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,526 Actually you're wrong. No, you're right. 47 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:17,086 Hold up. 48 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:19,463 I think we're definitely getting better. 49 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,161 Ha! That's debatable. 50 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:22,258 Good morning. 51 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,032 Good morning. 52 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,200 Looking good. 53 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:29,539 Thank you. 54 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,875 Come on, then. Let's go. 55 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:37,781 They look properly confident. 56 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:40,446 Of course they're confident. They've won four in a row. 57 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,284 Well, Ellie, like I always say, 58 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,519 it's what you do today that counts, not yesterday. 59 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:48,187 All we need to do is follow Eric's lead. 60 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:50,628 He's in the stroke position, he's setting the rhythm. 61 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:52,063 I think we've got a real chance. 62 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:53,156 Aah! 63 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,633 Oh! Dad? 64 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,499 I'm okay, I'm okay. Move the boat! 65 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,970 All right. Move the boat. 66 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:00,132 Keep moving it forwards. 67 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:02,176 Good one, Pippa. 68 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,453 You just crocked our best rower. 69 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,070 It weren't my fault. 70 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:06,704 What's happened. Is it your hand? 71 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,681 - My finger. - Oh, man up. 72 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,229 I'm sure it's not as bad as you think. 73 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,718 I'll head up to the doc's, see if he can fix it. 74 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:15,255 Ellie, you'll need to cover for me at the fish stall. 75 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:18,019 What? I didn't even want to do this in the first place. 76 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,855 - All your idea. - Ellie. 77 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,861 And now I've got to work at the stall 78 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,898 and wear that stupid hat and stink of fish? 79 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,558 I'm in a lot of pain right now, 80 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:29,933 so please open up the fish stall. 81 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,379 What's wrong with your leg? 82 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:42,348 Not that there's anything wrong with your legs. 83 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:45,442 It's an old training injury. 84 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,750 It's what they call dedication. 85 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,224 Dedication looks pretty painful. 86 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,735 So I'll see you at the garage at 5:00. 87 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,785 I'm so sorry I can't meet for lunch. 88 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:57,888 Bye, sweety. Sorry I'm late. Bye. 89 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:58,964 Morwenna. 90 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,319 Stop messing around with boats and go and open the surgery. 91 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:03,769 I need to go and get changed. 92 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,362 Doc, a minute of your time. 93 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:08,704 This is Dr. Ellingham, he'll have a look at your legs... leg. 94 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:11,267 Yes, it's actually quite painful now, so... 95 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:13,404 If you want a consultation, make an appointment. 96 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,971 You could just tell me what it is. 97 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,126 It's a leg. If you want me to diagnose your condition, 98 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,870 make an appointment and come to the surgery. 99 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,351 "It's a leg." 100 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:31,225 Al! Al! Little bit of help. 101 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:33,233 I'm very busy, Dad. 102 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,599 Al! Al! 103 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,103 What is it? 104 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,332 I'm in agony up here. 105 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:41,068 All right. 106 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,473 Okay! 107 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:52,186 Oi. You took your time. 108 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,811 I'm packing cases. What's happened? 109 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,822 It's my foot. 110 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:59,125 You've got to get me up the hill 111 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,455 to see the doctor. 112 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:01,527 What, now? 113 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:04,588 No. No, not if it's inconvenient. 114 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,929 I'm about to pass out 'cause of the excruciating pain 115 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,162 that is throbbing through my toe. 116 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:10,602 But if you'd rather wait, 117 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,538 you know, have a bit of breakfast, read the paper. 118 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:35,689 Will you take James, please? 119 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,287 What's wrong with your arm? 120 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:39,629 Nothing. It's just a rash. 121 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:40,962 Let me see. 122 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:43,333 It came up overnight. 123 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,201 Looks like lichen planus. 124 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:46,797 What's that, then? Is it contagious? 125 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:49,342 No. Come to the surgery. I'll prescribe you something for it. 126 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,878 But don't scratch it! Make it worse. 127 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:55,404 Goodbye, James. Have a good day. 128 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:58,042 Oh! Ooh! 129 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,417 Are you all right? 130 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:04,889 Don't make a fuss, Doc. I've got to get to work. 131 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:07,689 Just tripped on the last step. 132 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,731 Ignore him, Doc. He's got two left feet. 133 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,661 It's all right. Doc says it's not contagious. 134 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:25,077 How's the leg? 135 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:27,876 I thought it'd be better by now. 136 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,508 Ooh! Look at the size of that lump. 137 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:33,246 Oh. It wasn't as big as that this morning. 138 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,585 Maybe I should go and see that doctor of yours. 139 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:37,453 I strongly advise you do. 140 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:40,551 As umpire, I have discretion to decide 141 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,426 if people are physically fit for the competition or not. 142 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:45,556 Also, that looks terrifying. 143 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,898 Yes. Fine, I'll go see that Dr. Ellington after practice. 144 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,460 - Ellingham. - What? 145 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:53,439 It's Dr. Ellingham... "gham." 146 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:55,304 Right. 147 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,139 It's up there. 148 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:59,076 Just tell him Joe Penhale sent you. 149 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,306 He'll know what you mean. 150 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,111 Oh. Right. So he'll see me quicker if I mention your name. 151 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:06,312 Probably not, no. 152 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:07,786 So why did you bring this up? 153 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,386 You were trying to impress me. 154 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,155 Did it impress you? 155 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:16,526 No. 156 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,935 Think you can fix it? 157 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,336 It's not broken. It's dislocated. 158 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:26,464 Look that way. 159 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:28,568 Aah! 160 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:30,769 Bit of warning next time, Doc. 161 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,005 - Can you feel that? - Yeah. 162 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:35,674 Good. I'll need to splint that and bandage it. 163 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,650 How long will that be for? 164 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,276 Come back and see me in three days, 165 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,197 but it will need to stay bound for at least two weeks. 166 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,985 No, no, Doc. We've got the race. 167 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,490 No, you're not racing. 168 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:46,954 There's got to be a way. 169 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,689 I've convinced my Ellie to get involved. 170 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,663 Spends most of her time on her bloody phone. 171 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,598 She's gonna be pretty annoyed if she has to row without me. 172 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:56,363 Can't you just give it an injection or something? 173 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,172 You need to rest your hand 174 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:03,040 to avoid doing further and more serious damage to yourself. 175 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:04,475 This is important. 176 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,445 No, it's not. 177 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:08,175 It's a boat race. 178 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,180 - So? - Sorry, Morwenna. 179 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,332 Doc, wasn't there anything else you could do? 180 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,387 No, there wasn't. 181 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,891 Doc. 182 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:19,357 Can you help me here? 183 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,054 Yes. Go through. 184 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:23,119 Oh, thanks. 185 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,630 You know if I could race, I would. 186 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:26,689 Where am I gonna find somebody last minute 187 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:29,531 to take your place? 188 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:30,661 Oh. No. No. 189 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,501 I mean, I wish I could, I really do, 190 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,336 but I need to look after the pub tomorrow, 191 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,000 especially as Dad's not so well. 192 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,544 Oh. Cheers. 193 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:45,676 It's gout. 194 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:46,879 Gout?! 195 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:48,581 But I don't drink port, Doc. 196 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,556 Gout's got nothing to do with port. 197 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:51,989 Babies get gout. 198 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,720 There's often a genetic predisposition 199 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,058 towards a high level of uric acid in the blood. 200 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,928 That's very interesting, Doc, but I'm in agony here. 201 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:02,196 Yes, I'll prescribe you naproxen to dull the pain. 202 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,395 I'll also test your blood 203 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,030 to see if you'd benefit from allopurinol, 204 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,506 but that's a long-term solution. 205 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:10,442 I just need to get back on my feet so I can help out. 206 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,570 Isn't there some quick fix you can give me? 207 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,876 No. It doesn't work like that. 208 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,280 Keep your foot raised for a week, 209 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,875 put an ice pack on your toe, and drink plenty of water. 210 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,853 Well, if you can't help me, 211 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,116 can you think of anyone else who can? 212 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:26,023 You used to row, didn't you, Mr. Cleveland? 213 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,355 I did, yes. 214 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,022 In fact, I rowed alongside your grandfather, Morwenna. 215 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,689 Really? I didn't know that. 216 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,426 Before your time of course. 217 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,695 If you're in a real bind, 218 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,278 I suppose I could get into the boat again 219 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,669 and show 220 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:42,901 You're all right, Mr. C. I'm sure we'll find someone. 221 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,138 Thanks, though. 222 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,975 Oh. All right, Alice? 223 00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:49,072 I'd like to make an appointment with Dr. Ellington. 224 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,777 It's Ellingham. Ellingham. 225 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:51,850 Yeah, Ellingham. 226 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:55,151 I should be able to squeeze you in, in about an hour? 227 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,587 Is there nothing earlier? 228 00:10:56,656 --> 00:11:00,923 I'm in no rush. She can go before me. 229 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,394 Oh. 230 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:05,728 I hear you're a man down. Do hope you find someone. 231 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:08,063 Won't be much of a contest otherwise. 232 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,134 Mind you. 233 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,570 Yeah, maybe this year will be different, eh? 234 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:12,662 Take a seat. 235 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,469 Maybe. 236 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,440 - Everything okay, Dad? - I've got gout, boy. 237 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,104 I've got to put my leg up for a week. 238 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,412 - What about the pub? - I'm the invalid here. 239 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,349 - Next patient. - Alice Taylor. 240 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,647 She's from Port Carran, 241 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,847 but I'll register her as a temporary patient. 242 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,857 - Yes. Come through. - Thanks. 243 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,164 - Morning, Bert. - Hello, Janet. 244 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,421 What, a whole week? 245 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,860 I could try and get up for lunch and dinner, 246 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,831 but how about breakfast in bed, eh? 247 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,127 Oh. 248 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:44,695 ♪ We'll man all the boats and we'll head out to... sea ♪ 249 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:48,867 ♪ Way hey, blow the man down ♪ 250 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,433 Oh! Um... 251 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:54,606 ♪ Out on the waves now, so wild and so... free ♪ 252 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,013 ♪ Whoa! ♪ 253 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:59,211 ♪ Give me some time to blow the man down ♪ 254 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:02,778 I've got something to tell you. I've made a big decision. 255 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,687 You're leaving Martin? 256 00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:06,282 - No! - Oh. 257 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,851 I've decided to give in my notice. 258 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,625 - I think. - You think? 259 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:13,826 Well, I was sure. 260 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,334 But it's easy to say it, 261 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,496 and it's harder to actually do it. 262 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,200 And I'll miss the kids and the school. 263 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,209 That must be so tough. 264 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,973 ♪ Blow the man down ♪ 265 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:29,140 If you did leave, do you think I'd get your job? 266 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,684 I've no idea. 267 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,050 No, of course. 268 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,713 You could write me a reference, though. 269 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:38,348 If you wanted. No pressure. 270 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,221 Pippa. 271 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:44,060 ♪ Whoa, give me some time to blow the man down ♪ 272 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,656 It's fine. I think it will be good on the actual day. 273 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,565 They just need to learn their lines. 274 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:51,036 It's been hurting for a while. 275 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,573 My GP had a look, but it's just blown up. 276 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,041 It's a Baker's cyst. They can come up very quickly. 277 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,702 Sounds manageable. 278 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,336 No. It needs to be dealt with. 279 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,590 If it bursts, which it looks like it could at any moment, 280 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,105 and the fluid leaks into your calf, 281 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,242 then the pain will be excruciating. 282 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,429 If you deal with it, I'll be able to row tomorrow, yes? 283 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,893 Yes, I'll draw out the fluid and put a dressing on it for you. 284 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,788 So will you cut it open? 285 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,191 No, I'll insert a needle and draw it out with a syringe. 286 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:17,458 No, I have this thing with needles. 287 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,226 It's the only way. You won't feel anything. 288 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,477 No, I had a terrible experience with needles as a child. 289 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,299 I had jaundice. A lot of blood was taken. 290 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:25,565 It was very painful. 291 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,402 Right, well, that's understandable. 292 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,318 No, if you stick a needle in me, I might throw up. 293 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:32,574 My GP normally gives me lorezapam, a sedative. 294 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,240 I don't prescribe unnecessary medicines. 295 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,715 Does your watch have a second hand? 296 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:37,783 - Yes. - Good. 297 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:41,948 Lie down and look at your watch, and count the seconds out loud. 298 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,319 Come on. 299 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,391 20, 21... 300 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:52,830 Right, this is just a local anesthetic. 301 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:59,069 25, 26, 27, 28, 302 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:00,970 29, 30, 31... 303 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,406 What's that for? 304 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,341 In case you vomit. 305 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,443 41, 42, 43, 306 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,609 44, 45, 46, 307 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,483 47, 48, 49, 308 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,853 50, 51, 309 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:20,087 52, 53, 54... 310 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:24,925 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 311 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,842 - What are you doing? - Get that thing away from me! 312 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,198 Don't be silly. Come on. 313 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,031 Oh! God. 314 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,452 Wake up! 315 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,457 Doc! You okay? 316 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,554 Stop hitting me. 317 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,395 Uh... 318 00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,464 What... 319 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,558 Oh, God, is she still bleeding? 320 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,035 - Everything okay? - Get out! 321 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,469 Go on. 322 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,474 Morwenna, I need plasters and butterfly stitches. 323 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,032 All right. 324 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:15,373 You know you were both unconscious on the floor? 325 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,815 What, he passed out too? 326 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,580 Why did you pass out? 327 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,417 I hate needles. 328 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,922 What have I done to my head? 329 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,425 You must have hit it when you fell. 330 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,825 Oh. I told you. 331 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,727 You didn't listen. Now look at me. 332 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,164 I have a cup to win tomorrow. 333 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:36,031 No, um, you should stay at home. 334 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,731 You're not fit to practice. You are a liability. 335 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,899 - Just go home and get some rest. - No! 336 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,340 The way you've treated me is disgraceful! 337 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,674 What? I've drained your cyst and dressed your head wound. 338 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,441 What, the head wound inflicted by you? 339 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:50,449 - Don't be absurd. - Okay. 340 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,710 Do you want me to call you a taxi? 341 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,948 No, I can... I can walk. 342 00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:58,685 Lying on the floor, both of them... 343 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,920 What, seriously? 344 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,978 Yes? 345 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,143 Do you want me to cancel your patients? 346 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,242 Why would I do that? 347 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,220 In case you're, you know, not feeling well. 348 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:31,086 No, I'm fine. Thank you. Show them in. 349 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,989 All right, um... 350 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,891 Oh. Mel's here. 351 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,430 She's a bit early, but she's got to go. 352 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,090 Yes, come through. Take a seat. 353 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,189 Thank you. 354 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:46,363 Show me your wrist. 355 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,209 You all right? I heard you fainted. 356 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,312 It's lichen planus. 357 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:57,941 Nobody knows where it comes from. 358 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,962 There's nothing you could have done to prevent it. 359 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,852 I'll prescribe you a corticosteroid cream 360 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,322 to soothe the irritation. 361 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,359 Do you wash yourself with soap? 362 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:09,361 Of course. There's nothing wrong with my hygiene. 363 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:10,987 The soap will be drying your skin out, 364 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,258 increasing the itching. 365 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:15,199 From now on just wash with water, but do keep washing. 366 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,827 Will it go away? 367 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:20,032 It should do. Between six and nine months. 368 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,438 What's wrong with your arm? 369 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:24,705 Graham fell over and knocked into it. 370 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,770 - Who's Graham? - Graham. My husband, Graham. 371 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,180 - You met him this morning. - Oh. 372 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,877 Does he fall over a lot? 373 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,011 Sometimes. 374 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,646 Do you think he has a problem with alcohol? 375 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,350 No! 376 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:41,986 He has the occasional beer... Very occasional... 377 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,654 But I'd know if there was a problem. 378 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,460 - You might not. - You saying he's lying to me? 379 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,710 I'm not saying anything. Just get him to come and see me. 380 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,895 He wouldn't come here. 381 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,403 Why not? Just ask him. 382 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,735 You're very abrasive. I'm sure he'd do what you said. 383 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,708 Yes. Right. 384 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:57,869 Thanks. 385 00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,504 - Any luck? - No. 386 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,912 Half the village don't want to row 387 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,381 'cause they think we're gonna lose, 388 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,248 and the other half are physically incapable. 389 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,548 Put me in the second camp. 390 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,021 I've every faith in your ability. 391 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,081 Chippy said you'd put Port Carran down 392 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,093 as odds-on favorites to win. 393 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,460 I am in a lot of pain and wish to be left alone. Now. 394 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,556 Come on, Al. Please. 395 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,999 Oh, last time I got in a boat, 396 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,832 I smashed a woman in the face with the oar 397 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,201 and burst her nose open. 398 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,706 - I remember that. - Yeah. It was an accident. 399 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:31,369 Morwenna, I'd love to help, but I've got this place, so... 400 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,538 Look, the pub is gonna open later now. 401 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,673 I promised Louisa I'd go up to the school 402 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,717 and help sell tickets and programs. 403 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,116 Oh, that is very kind of you, Bert, 404 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,451 doing something for the good of the village. 405 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,888 If only there were more people like you about. 406 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,119 If I don't say yes, 407 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,458 you're gonna keep asking me, and asking me, aren't you? 408 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:50,528 No, no, no. 409 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,531 If you're too scared to get in a boat, 410 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,430 that's no problem at all. 411 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,862 I'm not scared. 412 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,668 I'm not. 413 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,612 Okay. I'll row. 414 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,706 Yeah. 415 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,718 Hmm! 416 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,482 Yes! 417 00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:21,254 Hello. Uh... 418 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,092 I'd like some paracetamol, please. 419 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,257 Oh, dear. What's happened to you? 420 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,267 Passed out in the doctor's surgery. 421 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,802 Oh. 422 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:33,101 That doctor passed out too. It was quite the scene. 423 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,266 What? Is he all right? 424 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,775 He's fine. 425 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,720 Something to do with seeing my blood all over the floor. 426 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:41,304 Oh, yes. He's a martyr. 427 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,178 Oh, really? In what way. 428 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,275 It's an affliction. Phobia. 429 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,946 He's had it ever since he came here. 430 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,147 Before he came here. 431 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:52,623 Actually why he had to leave London. 432 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:56,254 And he fights through it each and every day. 433 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,194 Thank you. 434 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,327 You've been very helpful. 435 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,266 45p, please. 436 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,496 Thank you. 437 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,604 But why do you think you fainted? 438 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,269 I don't know. 439 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,813 Has your blood phobia got worse? 440 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,973 No, I don't think so. 441 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,176 I thought you had it under control. 442 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,528 Yes, I do have it under control. 443 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,929 I thought we were looking for a car. 444 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,615 What about this one? This one's practical. 445 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:23,986 No. 446 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,287 Louisa. Doc. Hello there. 447 00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,358 I like this one. 448 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:30,192 Oh, it's cheap to run. You can park it anywhere. 449 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,527 You can take it for a test-drive if you like. 450 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,658 You're slurring your words. Have you been drinking? 451 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,293 Absolutely not. 452 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:37,893 Have you been talking to my wife? 453 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,962 Martin. Yes, I'd love to take it for a test drive. 454 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,907 - That would be great. - I shall get the keys. 455 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,311 - This one? - Mm. I think it's fun. 456 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:48,972 Fun? 457 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,158 - It's very small, isn't it? - Mm. 458 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,757 Where would you put the child seat? 459 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,166 It's fine. I can put it in the front. 460 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,260 Where would I sit? 461 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,101 It's not really meant for family outings. 462 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,164 It's just to help me get to and from college. 463 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,540 Yes. Change out of third now. 464 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,078 Yeah, I know what I'm doing. 465 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,738 It's been a long time since you drove. 466 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,645 Martin, shush. 467 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,716 Oh, by the way, are you coming up to the school 468 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,947 to watch the race tomorrow? 469 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,352 I hadn't planned to. 470 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,583 You know, it'll be my last time doing the performance. 471 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,285 It would mean a lot if you were there. 472 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,760 Mirror. 473 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,022 Have you handed in your letter of resignation? 474 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,033 Mm. Mostly. 475 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,433 - What do you mean? - I mean I've written the letter. 476 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:48,133 I just haven't officially passed it over yet, as it were. 477 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,470 I don't know what that means. 478 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,272 It means I haven't handed it in yet. 479 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:54,279 - Why not? - Because, Martin, I haven't. 480 00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:58,044 Can you just let me concentrate on the road, please? 481 00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,143 Very close on this side. 482 00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:02,654 - Yes. - And slowly around the corners. 483 00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:05,384 Yes. I have actually driven a car before. 484 00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:06,481 Not this one. 485 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,088 What were you thinking, 486 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,341 running your mouth off in front of the doc and everyone? 487 00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:15,163 Because I'm worried about you. 488 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,726 Couple of times a week you're completely sozzled. 489 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,829 I am not. Why can't you trust me? 490 00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:23,069 I'm not stupid, you know? You should go and see him. 491 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,475 - Right, so how did we find it? - Yeah, I like it. 492 00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:27,672 Well, obviously we're going to look at other cars. 493 00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,305 No, no. I'm gonna buy it. 494 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:31,316 Well, I'll get the paperwork organized, 495 00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:32,976 give the car a once-over, 496 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,782 and we can drop it off tomorrow, then. 497 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,322 Thank you. 498 00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:38,755 What? It's my money, Martin. 499 00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:40,793 Yes, I understand that... 500 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,192 But what? 501 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,025 But nothing. 502 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,497 It's a nice car. It's a good decision. 503 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,357 Doc, sorry it's late, 504 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,456 but you did say if Graham wanted to talk. 505 00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:22,023 Yes, come in. 506 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:36,143 So we had a talk, and he still says he's not drinking. 507 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:37,215 I'm not! 508 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,514 Well, something's going on, isn't it? 509 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,213 That's why I've come here, Doc. 510 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:44,348 You see, some nights I'm swaying all over the place, 511 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,858 and the next day I feel awful. 512 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,360 I'm, uh... 513 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,987 I'm worried that it might be, uh, 514 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,554 might be Parkinson's. 515 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,363 What makes you think that? 516 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,370 Well, I was looking it up, and I've got the same symptoms. 517 00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,496 Really? 518 00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:01,164 Do you have any of the following... 519 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,267 Tremors or stiffness, sight problems, 520 00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:07,541 cramps, difficulty swallowing, dribbling? 521 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,775 Sometimes I have stomach cramps. 522 00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:11,214 Not the others? 523 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,649 Uh, no. 524 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,212 It's not Parkinson's. 525 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,756 Diet. 526 00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:19,416 Uh, no. Not me. 527 00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:21,016 What is your diet? 528 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:26,464 Oh, um, bit of cheese, bit of bread, chicken. 529 00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:28,694 Mel here cooks up a lot of pies. 530 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,931 Shepherd's, cottage, fish. 531 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,870 Stop talking. 532 00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:35,430 I need you to blow into this. 533 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:38,636 This will indicate any alcohol on your breath. 534 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:41,044 Well, you're wasting your time there, Doc, 535 00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:42,604 'cause I know for sure that I don't. 536 00:24:47,353 --> 00:24:48,514 Let me see. 537 00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:51,322 Well, this says that you do. 538 00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:53,723 The equivalent of two or three glasses of wine. 539 00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:54,953 Or cider. 540 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,087 Something you want to tell me, Graham? 541 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,996 - It can't be right. - It's a medical fact. 542 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:01,931 Or are you gonna argue with the facts now? 543 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:05,802 I'll take a blood sample, measure the alcohol in that. 544 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:07,533 Don't pass out, Doc. 545 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:12,402 I just don't understand it, Doc. 546 00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:14,003 I mean, I don't even remember 547 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:16,310 the last time I had a drink, it were that long ago. 548 00:25:16,382 --> 00:25:18,851 You have been stressed at work. 549 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:20,852 If you tell me the truth, Graham, right now, 550 00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:22,444 I promise I won't be mad. 551 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,355 - I am telling the truth. - Oh, for goodness' sake. 552 00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:30,419 Until I get your blood sample results back, you can't drive. 553 00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:32,294 I've got to deliver Louisa's car. 554 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:35,095 I can do that. You wait for me outside. 555 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:37,687 I just need a minute to talk to the doc about that rash of mine. 556 00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:50,514 So? 557 00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:53,484 I told you before, it's lichen planus. 558 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,488 No, not about me. Graham! 559 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,217 He's got a lot of faults, Doc, 560 00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:00,191 but being a liar's not one of them. 561 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:01,693 At least I didn't think so. 562 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,989 Well, if he is an alcoholic, 563 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,554 they can often be very secretive about their drinking. 564 00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:07,122 See if you can find some evidence. 565 00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:09,964 I'll watch him like a hawk, Doc. 566 00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:11,628 Yes. 567 00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:19,877 - Good morning, Constable. - Oh! 568 00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:21,846 Oh. I'm sorry. Did I scare you? 569 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,143 No. Not at all. 570 00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:26,049 It's just I'm trained to react, so... 571 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:27,643 - Could have been dangerous. - Right. 572 00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:29,813 Shouldn't really creep up on me like that. 573 00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:31,413 I hope you're not sabotaging our gig. 574 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:33,686 Just measuring the boat. 575 00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:39,027 As umpire, I take my impartiality very seriously. 576 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,657 Miss Taylor, 577 00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:43,065 you sure you're feeling well enough to compete? 578 00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:44,068 What? 579 00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:45,900 Did the doc say you're okay to race? 580 00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:47,769 Yes, fine! It was just a cyst! 581 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,951 He jabbed it with a needle, drained it, then collapsed. 582 00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:52,501 Any other questions? 583 00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:57,540 I was meant to get married this year, 584 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:04,216 but my wife more or less left me at the altar. 585 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,258 Was meant to be the greatest day of my life, 586 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:08,453 turned out to be the worst. 587 00:27:08,527 --> 00:27:09,586 And? 588 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:14,789 Sometimes we think we're doing well when actually we're not, 589 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:20,272 but we're so determined to make things right, we don't notice. 590 00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:24,834 Yeah, well, thank you for being so considerate. 591 00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:29,315 - Sorry you got jilted. - That's okay. 592 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,816 But the only thing that matters 593 00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:35,048 is that we won last year and the year before, 594 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,884 and we will win this year again. 595 00:27:38,056 --> 00:27:39,820 Have you never heard of the expression, 596 00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:42,828 "It's not the winning that counts, it's the taking part"? 597 00:27:42,895 --> 00:27:45,990 Yes, but only by the people who don't win. 598 00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:47,123 Excuse me. 599 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,596 You can take them down to the fundraiser 600 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,230 at the end of the day, 601 00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:55,617 but don't forget to put their reins on, all right? 602 00:27:55,641 --> 00:27:56,734 Okay. 603 00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:02,346 - Really? - Just checking. 604 00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:04,576 You've been checking on me all night and all morning. 605 00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:06,346 You even got up in the middle of the night 606 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,943 when I went to the bloody bathroom. 607 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,020 Oh! 608 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:13,291 That was an accident. 609 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,953 Don't leave stuff in the bottom of the boat. 610 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,758 Hold it! 611 00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:21,425 Okay, keep it level while we just do final checks. 612 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,196 They look so much better than us. 613 00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:25,931 It's not about how they look. It's about what they do. 614 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:28,200 You mean like winning four years in a row? 615 00:28:28,273 --> 00:28:29,639 Yeah, all right. 616 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,268 But we've got something they've haven't. 617 00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:32,834 Oh, please don't say heart. 618 00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:34,573 No. I wasn't gonna say that. 619 00:28:36,682 --> 00:28:40,141 It's been ages since Portwenn tasted victory. 620 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,279 And last year we came so close 621 00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:45,552 only for Port Carran to rob us of that trophy. 622 00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:48,184 But this year, we're taking it back. 623 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:53,392 Because today, today is our day for glory! 624 00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:58,064 That's when you're meant to start 625 00:28:58,136 --> 00:28:59,365 clapping and cheering, guys. 626 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,301 Oh, God, who gave him that? 627 00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:05,853 Oh, here we go. 628 00:29:05,877 --> 00:29:10,076 Right. Listen up, everyone. Gather 'round. 629 00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:13,408 I want you to get into your gigs 630 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:15,386 and go to the starting line. 631 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:19,550 The bullhorn will signal the start of the race. 632 00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:23,255 I want you to row out, around the buoy, and then back again. 633 00:29:23,328 --> 00:29:26,492 The first team to cross the finishing line 634 00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,227 will be the winner. 635 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,895 May the best team win. 636 00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:32,494 Good luck, Portwenn. 637 00:29:35,841 --> 00:29:37,935 I hope they drown. 638 00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:42,343 Let's get this over with. Okay. 639 00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:44,076 Oi, oi. 640 00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:46,914 Here's your program and ticket. 641 00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:49,580 Would you like to place a bet on the winner of the race? 642 00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:51,385 Oh, is that for charity as well? 643 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,049 Only if you bet on Portwenn. 644 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,423 No, thank you. 645 00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:58,555 So here we are, ladies and gentlemen. 646 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,031 Make sure you stop by a stall. 647 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:04,467 Don't want any stingy people here. 648 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:07,802 There's the raffle if you fancy your chances. 649 00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:12,811 I bought 20 tickets, so, better win something this year. 650 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:16,674 Louisa? 651 00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:20,276 Oh. Very nautical. 652 00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,321 I just thought I'd make an effort. 653 00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:24,288 Here. Let me. 654 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:27,622 - Thank you. - Is Martin here? 655 00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:29,252 I wanted to have a word with him. 656 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,991 He's most likely holed up in the surgery avoiding people. 657 00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:33,464 I had asked him to come down 658 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:35,626 as it's probably gonna be my last fundraiser, 659 00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:36,701 but you know Martin. 660 00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:37,896 Sorry, excuse me, Ruth. 661 00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:39,961 David, you're late. Where's your costume? 662 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:41,734 Yes, well, go on. You need to go. 663 00:30:41,807 --> 00:30:44,572 Mrs. Thompson's famous sponge cake. 664 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:48,136 Probably the only thing around here that doesn't float. 665 00:30:48,213 --> 00:30:49,841 Right? 666 00:30:49,915 --> 00:30:50,915 No. 667 00:30:50,982 --> 00:30:53,975 To be fair, Mrs. Thompson, with all you've gone through, 668 00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:55,850 I'm amazed you even get up in the morning, 669 00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:59,187 let alone bake a cake. 670 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:04,492 So Morwenna used to have a fear of rowing, 671 00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:08,830 but fortunately that ship has sailed. 672 00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:36,352 Martin? Are you here? 673 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:48,040 Ruth. 674 00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:49,631 I heard about your fainting. 675 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,472 Why didn't you come and see me about it? 676 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:52,543 It was a one-off. 677 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:55,206 Everything is a one-off until it happens again. 678 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,249 What does Louisa mean 679 00:31:57,315 --> 00:31:59,875 when she says this is her last fundraiser? 680 00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:01,180 She's stopping teaching. 681 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,231 She's going to concentrate on her course full time now. 682 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:06,384 Oh. Good. And that's fine with you? 683 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:10,418 Yes, yes. We've discussed it. It's a good decision. 684 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:12,760 But why are you hiding here, then, 685 00:32:12,831 --> 00:32:15,198 when she wants you to join her up at the fundraiser? 686 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:16,565 I'm not hiding. 687 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:19,605 Oh, good. Then you can walk me back up there. 688 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:20,671 Come on. 689 00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:22,537 Yes. 690 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:24,542 You do realize there'll be children singing 691 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,408 and the whole thing will be ghastly, don't you? 692 00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:29,710 Well, don't say I didn't warn you. 693 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:33,582 Uh, slice of the sponge, please. Large one. 694 00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:35,553 Okay. That's £2. 695 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,680 - Mel. - Oh! 696 00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:39,224 I didn't realize it was fancy dress. 697 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,260 Well, it's not, really, you know? 698 00:32:41,326 --> 00:32:43,591 How's James? When are they coming down? 699 00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:45,006 Little 'uns are all up at the nursery. 700 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:46,774 They're bringing them down at the end of the day. 701 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,097 Yes, it's best when it's a bit quieter, I think. 702 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:52,103 And one of these for my little friend here. 703 00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:55,299 Right, everyone pay attention to me. 704 00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:57,604 Everyone looking at me. 705 00:32:57,676 --> 00:33:00,703 Everyone. 706 00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:03,647 Right, the race is about to start. 707 00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:17,223 Rowers, are you ready? 708 00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:20,629 Three, two, one. 709 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,694 And they're off! 710 00:33:32,978 --> 00:33:36,107 And we're off to a good start. 711 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,844 The boats all head out around the buoy, 712 00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:40,647 and then they will disappear for a while, 713 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:44,281 which, to be honest, is pretty boring. 714 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:49,192 So in the meantime the children are gonna perform for us. 715 00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:52,095 Let's hope it's not quite so boring. 716 00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:54,593 I'm sure it won't. 717 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:57,864 Fingers crossed. 718 00:33:57,936 --> 00:34:01,270 A long time ago, the Cornish gig was a work boat, 719 00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:04,798 taking pilots out to ships in the stormy Atlantic. 720 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:06,310 They would race to get jobs 721 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:09,678 and argued about which village had the fastest boats, 722 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:13,185 which is why for years and years Portwenn and Port Carran 723 00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:16,221 have battled it out for the annual Gig Cup. 724 00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:20,020 ♪ We'll man all the boats, and we'll head out to sea ♪ 725 00:34:20,091 --> 00:34:23,550 ♪ Way hey, blow the man down ♪ 726 00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:26,564 ♪ That's in a store on the far side of town ♪ 727 00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:31,194 ♪ Whoa, give me some time to blow the man down ♪ 728 00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:33,568 - ♪ Blow the man down ♪ - Be quiet! 729 00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:35,402 Oi. Keep it down, eh? 730 00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,669 Want to go easy on the beer as well. 731 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,074 I'm not drinking! 732 00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:40,373 Sound like you have to me. 733 00:34:40,445 --> 00:34:42,971 He hasn't. I've been watching him all day! 734 00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:44,880 Mel, he does seem a little worse for wear. 735 00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:48,546 Louisa, I swear, if he'd been drinking, I'd know about it. 736 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:51,852 Why don't you just take him home, really? 737 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:53,391 Graham. 738 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:54,517 Graham? 739 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:59,088 ♪ Whoa, give me some time to blow the man down ♪ 740 00:35:05,503 --> 00:35:06,994 Thank you very much 741 00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:09,166 to the children of Portwenn School there. 742 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,607 Not that boring after all. 743 00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:22,584 Six! 744 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:24,680 Seven! 745 00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:26,850 Eight! 746 00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:29,417 Come on! Put your backs into it! 747 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,922 - Oh! - Oh! Al! 748 00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:35,627 We're losing ground! Come on! 749 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:36,740 Sorry! It was an accident. 750 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,429 Oh! Absolutely useless! 751 00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:40,028 I told you I was rubbish at rowing. 752 00:35:40,105 --> 00:35:42,404 - Well, you're right. - No domestics! 753 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:44,033 Get back to work! 754 00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:45,133 One! 755 00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:47,611 Two! 756 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:50,046 Three! Come on! 757 00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:52,084 Four! 758 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,448 Five! 759 00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:55,646 Six! 760 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:56,949 'Round the mark! 761 00:35:57,022 --> 00:35:58,650 Come on! 762 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,217 'Round the mark! 763 00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:03,955 Here they come around the buoy! 764 00:36:04,029 --> 00:36:07,966 Portwenn have got it all to do as Port Carran open up a lead. 765 00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:11,800 The race is definitely in Port Carran's favor. 766 00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:13,771 I'm not saying we'll need a miracle to catch up, 767 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:17,070 but I'd start praying now. 768 00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:21,637 Oh, no, here's Portwenn coming up slowly. 769 00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:23,011 Right, you know what they say. 770 00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:27,177 "Slowly, slowly, catchy boaty." 771 00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:29,619 Oh! Do they? 772 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,283 Um, hello. 773 00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:34,155 Can you all hear me? 774 00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:38,629 I just wanted to, well, to thank you all for coming, really, 775 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,689 and to say how much we appreciate 776 00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:43,758 your continued support year after year. 777 00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:46,100 Louisa, this isn't on the schedule. 778 00:36:46,171 --> 00:36:48,299 Yeah, just... Just a minute, Joe. 779 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:51,343 I remember when I first saw this race as a child 780 00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:54,607 and then later as a teacher and now as headmistress, 781 00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:58,514 and it's always been my favorite day of the school year, 782 00:36:58,583 --> 00:37:00,609 although I've secretly always wanted to join 783 00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:01,685 the fishermen's choir. 784 00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:05,953 But now at least today I finally get to wear the outfit! 785 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,821 Which is fitting 786 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:14,365 as this year is gonna be my last year 787 00:37:14,432 --> 00:37:15,627 here at Portwenn School. 788 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:20,030 And it has caused me quite a few sleepless nights 789 00:37:20,105 --> 00:37:21,368 trying to decide, 790 00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:23,670 and even this morning I wasn't sure 791 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:26,211 if I could really go through with this. 792 00:37:26,277 --> 00:37:29,076 I know it's been a difficult decision 793 00:37:29,147 --> 00:37:30,843 as it's been such a privilege 794 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:34,010 getting to know your children and watching them grow 795 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:37,249 and making their brave new steps into the world. 796 00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:39,822 Look out! 797 00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:42,354 Aah! 798 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:46,330 Well, I think it's time for me to do the same. 799 00:37:46,397 --> 00:37:48,093 Don't go anywhere. 800 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:49,998 Oh, Joe. 801 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:52,230 - Not you. - Oh. Right. 802 00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:56,399 Right. Move. Out of my way. Out of the way. 803 00:37:56,474 --> 00:38:00,036 What I've learned from all of you, parents and children, 804 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,580 is... is that... 805 00:38:02,647 --> 00:38:05,014 Don't worry. I'll put it all in the newsletter. 806 00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:15,524 Got a situation here, Doc. 807 00:38:15,593 --> 00:38:17,459 Hang on a minute. I'm the one in pain here. 808 00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:19,293 The car almost went over my foot. 809 00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:21,108 I told you to get some rest and stay at home, 810 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,725 and I told you to stop driving. 811 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,360 I have not been drinking. 812 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:25,926 He's clearly under the influence. 813 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:27,597 I'm gonna get my Breathalyzer. 814 00:38:27,672 --> 00:38:30,232 Doc, I have followed him all night, all day. 815 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,277 He's hasn't blinked without me seeing it. 816 00:38:32,343 --> 00:38:33,902 I've tasted every drink he's had. 817 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,879 I won't even let him go to the bathroom alone. 818 00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,439 - It's driving me crazy. - He cannot have been drinking. 819 00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:40,485 Exactly. Oh. 820 00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:42,783 His blood test showed the presence of alcohol, 821 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:45,323 but if you're absolutely certain, 822 00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:46,790 there might be another explanation. 823 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:49,589 I need you to blow into this until I tell you to stop. 824 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,892 Ah, no, don't bother. 825 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:53,124 He'd probably fail it, 826 00:38:53,198 --> 00:38:55,278 but that doesn't necessarily mean he's been drinking. 827 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,893 You could have auto-brewery syndrome. 828 00:38:57,969 --> 00:39:00,268 I've never actually come across it myself, 829 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,069 but fermentation in the gut leads to ethanol production. 830 00:39:03,141 --> 00:39:04,336 Say again? 831 00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:06,810 You'd have to undergo monitored tests in hospital, 832 00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:09,609 but if they confirm the presence of too much yeast inside you 833 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:11,980 and you haven't been drinking, then your body may well be 834 00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:14,485 brewing its own alcohol supply in your stomach. 835 00:39:14,552 --> 00:39:20,184 So, what you're saying is, basically my body is a brewery. 836 00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:21,468 Yes, that's exactly what I am saying. 837 00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:24,485 Thanks, Doc. 838 00:39:24,562 --> 00:39:26,155 Come and see me tomorrow. 839 00:39:26,231 --> 00:39:27,824 Thank you. 840 00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:29,299 Come on. 841 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,699 Is that my car? 842 00:39:30,768 --> 00:39:32,202 Oh, don't worry about it, Louisa. 843 00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:33,747 I'll send one of the boys down to fix it, 844 00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:36,172 and I'll deliver it to you tomorrow... Promise. 845 00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:38,608 Oh, she will. She's just amazing. 846 00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:40,474 - Oh! - Ugh. 847 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:44,209 Oh, God, you smell terrible, but you do talk lovely. 848 00:39:45,283 --> 00:39:50,187 So you're saying he's not been drinking, but he's drunk. 849 00:39:50,255 --> 00:39:51,279 Yes. 850 00:39:51,356 --> 00:39:52,984 I need more information. 851 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:55,049 It's the gastrointestinal organism 852 00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:57,027 Saccharomyces cerevisiae. 853 00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:59,064 It's been identified as a yeast pathogen. 854 00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:01,531 That's too much information. 855 00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:04,034 Oh! The boats! 856 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:07,297 Ease off, both sides! 857 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:12,042 Come on, Portwenn! 858 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,510 One! 859 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,046 Two! 860 00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:17,309 Three! 861 00:40:17,382 --> 00:40:20,318 Four! 862 00:40:20,385 --> 00:40:23,685 On two, give me a big 10! 863 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,314 One! 864 00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:27,086 Two! 865 00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:28,820 Three! 866 00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:31,260 - Four! - Come on! 867 00:40:31,329 --> 00:40:32,329 Yes! 868 00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:34,832 Come on, we're doing well! Come on! 869 00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:37,164 Come on! 870 00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:40,603 Nine! Ten! 871 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:48,946 Alice! 872 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:51,415 Hang on, stop rowing. Stop rowing. 873 00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:54,547 Lift her up. 874 00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:56,451 - Come on, Portwenn! - Come on! 875 00:40:56,521 --> 00:40:58,547 Mor, I think something's happened. 876 00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:00,683 - Ignore them! - Seriously? 877 00:41:00,758 --> 00:41:03,421 Guys, I think that girl Alice has collapsed. 878 00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:07,694 What? 879 00:41:07,765 --> 00:41:08,926 Plenty of wellie! 880 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,129 - Maybe we should stop. - We're winning! 881 00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:14,195 They wouldn't turn 'round for us. 882 00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:17,071 - Yeah. - Come on, Morwenna! 883 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,609 Yeah, Mor. 884 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:22,906 And Portwenn are in the lead! 885 00:41:24,115 --> 00:41:27,415 We are watching history in the making here. 886 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:29,147 Come on! 887 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:32,452 No, turn around. We're helping! 888 00:41:32,523 --> 00:41:33,547 - Yeah. - Come on, then! 889 00:41:33,624 --> 00:41:35,559 - Head for their boat! - Come about! 890 00:41:35,626 --> 00:41:37,458 Starboard! Port! 891 00:41:37,528 --> 00:41:41,295 I mean port! Over there! Over there! 892 00:41:41,366 --> 00:41:44,427 But now they're going backwards. 893 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,767 Why are they going backwards? 894 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:51,640 Oh! Uh, there's a man down in the Port Carran team. 895 00:41:51,709 --> 00:41:54,304 Or should I say woman down. 896 00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:56,678 Yes, I should. It's a woman. 897 00:41:56,748 --> 00:42:00,185 Oh, Doc, it's an emergency. 898 00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:08,187 Throw us a rope, and we'll tow you in! 899 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,862 Hey! Just put her down here. Is she breathing? 900 00:42:17,935 --> 00:42:19,927 I don't know. 901 00:42:20,004 --> 00:42:22,098 Hello. Can you hear me? 902 00:42:22,173 --> 00:42:24,938 Can you hear me? Hello. 903 00:42:25,009 --> 00:42:28,002 Not you. Don't you touch me! 904 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:29,490 What's wrong with her, Doc? 905 00:42:29,514 --> 00:42:30,858 I think she's got delayed concussion. 906 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:33,283 Concussion? 907 00:42:33,351 --> 00:42:36,219 Because of yesterday, what you did to me? 908 00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:38,483 No, because you ignored my instruction 909 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:39,854 to go to bed and rest. 910 00:42:39,924 --> 00:42:41,825 I don't want to hear any more from you. 911 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:43,384 Linda, Michelle, help me up. 912 00:42:43,461 --> 00:42:45,005 Look, you really need to let me examine you properly. 913 00:42:45,029 --> 00:42:47,021 No! 914 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:48,396 All right, take her to a hospital 915 00:42:48,466 --> 00:42:49,746 and make sure she gets a CT scan. 916 00:42:49,801 --> 00:42:52,703 Go away! I can't talk to you. 917 00:42:56,107 --> 00:42:57,700 Listen up. 918 00:42:59,877 --> 00:43:01,402 Seeing as the Port Carran team 919 00:43:01,479 --> 00:43:03,675 have walked away without acknowledging me, 920 00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:05,512 I am disqualifying them 921 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,711 for flagrant disregard of the umpire. 922 00:43:07,785 --> 00:43:09,413 That seems a bit harsh, Joe. 923 00:43:09,487 --> 00:43:11,854 Oh, shush, Morwenna. He's saying we've won. 924 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:14,256 But we don't want to just win by default. 925 00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:17,056 Maybe Dad'll be so happy he'll let me off fish duty. 926 00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:18,892 No, no, no. You can't do this. 927 00:43:18,963 --> 00:43:20,761 I'm the umpire. I can do that. 928 00:43:20,832 --> 00:43:23,563 Then I would like to make a formal protest. 929 00:43:23,634 --> 00:43:24,761 Dad, you're only protesting 930 00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:26,716 'cause you're gonna lose a lot of money on this. 931 00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:29,764 'Cause I believe in proper rules and regulations. 932 00:43:29,841 --> 00:43:31,366 Otherwise it's just anarchy. 933 00:43:33,411 --> 00:43:36,711 My official decision is victory to Portwenn. 934 00:43:37,915 --> 00:43:40,851 Morwenna, as team captain, do you formally accept? 935 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,047 Yeah, I suppose so. 936 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,852 Yeah! 937 00:43:45,923 --> 00:43:47,585 Portwenn it is. 938 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:50,590 I put 30 quid on Portwenn. 939 00:43:50,661 --> 00:43:52,425 I'm gonna get my Ellie something nice. 940 00:43:52,497 --> 00:43:53,795 Time to pay up. 941 00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:56,699 I wish I had your luck, Eric. 942 00:43:56,767 --> 00:43:57,767 Oh... 943 00:43:57,802 --> 00:43:59,236 No, no. 944 00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:01,966 You need someone to look after you. 945 00:44:02,039 --> 00:44:04,634 Shift! Out the way! Shift! 946 00:44:04,709 --> 00:44:06,905 And then I told everyone I was leaving, 947 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:08,776 so there's no going back now. 948 00:44:08,846 --> 00:44:10,926 Well, that's good. That's good, isn't it? 949 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:13,042 And you're still sure you made the right decision? 950 00:44:13,117 --> 00:44:16,087 It's a bit late to ask that now, isn't it? 951 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:18,885 No, of course I'm not sure. 952 00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:21,790 But that's what makes it exciting, I suppose. 953 00:44:21,859 --> 00:44:24,385 You know, the risk. 954 00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:26,260 I mean, yes, I'd be worried 955 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:28,492 if you decided to stop being a doctor. 956 00:44:28,566 --> 00:44:32,401 But things don't have to stay the same forever, do they? 957 00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:37,236 Do you think your fainting 958 00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:40,767 had anything to do with my circumstances changing? 959 00:44:40,845 --> 00:44:42,643 No, I don't think so. 960 00:44:42,713 --> 00:44:44,944 'Cause you do like a controlled environment, don't you? 961 00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:46,917 Louisa, you've only just started this course. 962 00:44:46,984 --> 00:44:49,010 Please don't use me as a test case. 963 00:44:49,086 --> 00:44:52,181 I'm simply gathering a picture of your symptoms, that's all. 964 00:44:52,256 --> 00:44:53,485 Hello. 965 00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:55,356 Hi, Chris. Did you come for the race? 966 00:44:55,426 --> 00:44:57,986 Oh, no, no. I-I missed all that. 967 00:44:58,062 --> 00:45:00,759 Actually, I'm... I'm here on business. 968 00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:05,961 Perhaps we could have a talk in private somewhere, hmm? 969 00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:07,198 Sure, yeah, you carry on. 970 00:45:07,271 --> 00:45:08,933 I've got to get this little one some food. 971 00:45:09,006 --> 00:45:11,168 Come in for a cup of tea before you go. 972 00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:13,541 - Please. - Oh. Right. 973 00:45:17,081 --> 00:45:18,379 What is it? 974 00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:20,475 Um, yes. 975 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:24,181 Right. Well, to the point. Um... 976 00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:26,520 I'm afraid you're in trouble, Martin. 977 00:45:26,591 --> 00:45:27,591 There's a patient. 978 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:29,025 I tried to talk to her, 979 00:45:29,093 --> 00:45:30,994 tried to persuade her not to make a complaint, 980 00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:33,622 but she'd already got the powers that be involved. 981 00:45:34,865 --> 00:45:36,458 Martin, she wants you struck off. 982 00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:39,800 - "She" being? - Alice Taylor. 983 00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:41,782 - I believe you drained her cyst. - Her Baker's cyst. 984 00:45:41,806 --> 00:45:43,016 Yes, I treated her successfully. 985 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,419 But the patient passed out, and she's claiming you did as well. 986 00:45:45,443 --> 00:45:47,412 Is that... Is that true? 987 00:45:49,313 --> 00:45:51,714 Normally, I could make this disappear, 988 00:45:51,782 --> 00:45:54,411 but it seems Alice Taylor is a solicitor. 989 00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:55,919 She's made an almighty fuss, 990 00:45:55,987 --> 00:45:58,047 which is how she's got this moving so quickly. 991 00:45:58,122 --> 00:46:00,250 What exactly is she saying? 992 00:46:00,324 --> 00:46:02,919 You're accused of being too ill to work safely. 993 00:46:02,994 --> 00:46:04,826 It could be serious. 994 00:46:04,895 --> 00:46:07,490 If your phobia is out of control and you really can't cope... 995 00:46:07,565 --> 00:46:09,090 No, nothing is out of control. 996 00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:10,828 The woman was suffering from concussion. 997 00:46:10,901 --> 00:46:12,699 She didn't know what she was saying. 998 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:15,115 She wouldn't let me help her when she collapsed on her boat. 999 00:46:15,139 --> 00:46:16,917 She collapsed again and you tried to help her? 1000 00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:19,021 Yes, of course I did. That's what I do. I'm a doctor. 1001 00:46:19,076 --> 00:46:20,287 You need to stay away from her until this is sorted out. 1002 00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:21,836 I certainly will. 1003 00:46:21,912 --> 00:46:23,938 In fact, you need to stay away from all patients. 1004 00:46:24,982 --> 00:46:26,143 What do you mean? 1005 00:46:27,184 --> 00:46:30,052 Martin, I hate to do this, 1006 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:31,765 but until this complaint's been dealt with, 1007 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:32,909 you need to stop practicing. 1008 00:46:34,825 --> 00:46:36,293 Are you suspending me? 1009 00:46:37,595 --> 00:46:39,723 No, I'm advising you. 1010 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,289 Close the surgery until further notice. 1011 00:46:44,101 --> 00:46:46,127 I'll call you tomorrow. 1012 00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:48,798 I'm sorry.